2022.01.22 15:40 Eastern-Positive-705 It’s just a joke right? Right??
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2022.01.22 15:40 gemzinneedofcash GTA V un-used
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2022.01.22 15:40 redditgive0username DUDE WTF IS THIS THREAD LMAO
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2022.01.22 15:40 bimmerboiiiii most underrated peavey of all time?
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2022.01.22 15:40 Delcid56789 was playing half-life alyx today and found something kind of disturbing
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2022.01.22 15:40 ondtimaveaagrin 16-årig sigtet for vold og voldtægt
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2022.01.22 15:40 Patient_Ad6008 The Girl in the Spider's Web (2018) - Black Latex Torture Scene (8/10) |...
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2022.01.22 15:40 ColdBlackWater Fortean Tips & Truths for the Writing and Editing of Narrative Accounts Regarding the Disturbing & Bizarre 🧮
It's hard to make a long story short when, midway through, a man changes into a panther cat.
(This simple truth also foreshadows a forthcoming personal reckoning here on CoCF.)
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2022.01.22 15:40 ClashSlashDash All of my Lego Star Wars builds the rest are broken when I was a wee little lad
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2022.01.22 15:40 zay2poor so recently i bought a rwa ps4 racing wheel apex and i want to use the medals but i don’t know how to assign it anyone know how?1
2022.01.22 15:40 7upwhale thought you guys might like my rat paintings :)
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2022.01.22 15:40 tybarious USS Texas (BB-35) underway from Balboa, Canal Zone to Valparaiso, Chile. During this trip, "the equator was crossed bringing aboard King Neptune and his court to judge if the pollywogs (first time crossers) were worthy to be in his realm." Photographed between January 22 and 31, 1921.
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2022.01.22 15:40 ellyinthezone Breakthrough bleeding!!😖
I’ve been skipping my period on Alesse and now I’ve been having breakthrough bleeding for 2 weeks😖 I read about taking a 3-7 day break from the active pills to make it stop so I’m on day 4 but there has been no change and I’m bleeding the same amount! Should I start the active pills again tmrw or wait for the whole 7 days?? I’m desperate for this to end!!
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2022.01.22 15:40 ReFlectionYT Halo Infinite edit. I think you'll enjoy it!
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2022.01.22 15:40 ashzombi Do I need to have some kind of filter where I attach my fan on my monotub? Any tips? First timer and my spawn bag is almost fully colonized I need to get my shit together 😁
2022.01.22 15:40 RudraSinghcool It was awesome
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2022.01.22 15:40 LostWingnut My work is hiding the fact that everyone is dropping like flies from covid. I now have covid. My daughter now has covid. They didn't tell anyone that people were out sick with covid.
I work at a fast food place. People started missing work. I got sick, but my first few tests were negative so they told me to keep working. I tested positive 3 days ago in the morning in the office, before we opened, and it was positive. I went home and then my daughter tested positive at school too. They didn't tell anyone. I found out like 10 out of 25 peoole in our store have covid! I've been messaging with a few of them. They aren't even doing the proper sanitization, we just fake it. I've never been shown how to do it. Bever seen a bottle of sanitizer.
The other morning manager tested positive after I did. I know people are working there sick and not testing themselves. I've talked to a few people there and they weren't even told anyone (actually two of us) left with covid that day.
I sent an email anonymously to the public health but it's a red county that doesn't really believe in the "China virus" and I doubt they will read it.
I honestly really love my job and I want to keep working there I'm just really upset that this happened like this and my high risk daughter now has something I've been trying to avoid for 2 years. I'm missing a week of pay because I only get 3 sick days.
I'm grumpy, stuck at home, have anixty about my kid, and sick.. so this is my rant. I hope it belongs here.
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2022.01.22 15:40 DanyLivesofficial Girovagando per Amazon trovo una canzone con il remix delle voci di Maurizio
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2022.01.22 15:40 todayisenough Chipped screen will it cause issues or is it cosmetic?
2022.01.22 15:40 WHOmagoo How bootstrapped is civilization? If all resources were eliminated and returned into the earth; and people were armed with perfect knowledge of current technology, what would the timescale of a civilization rebuild look like?
2022.01.22 15:40 ParadoxFlame_ Allie-Boba
Hunchback of Notre Dame was pretty bad. However, the Aladdin canon has become incredibly impacted more than any other. Of course everyone knows of the first Aladdin. A heart-warming tale of a young boy living in whimsical poverty with his best friend monkey. After by some wacky chance discovering a magic lamp, a theater-kid genie grants him wishes, the power of the gods. he sings about never having friends. Instead of curing disease, or ending poverty in alley-baba, which would benefit Aladdin as well.
He instead wishes for the most elaborate and round about way to impress one specific girl and get some pussy. Her father who is an unbelievably short monarch dances around, very fatly mind you, as the people of his city starve. His hat looks like a lumpy pillow and if that is culturally insensitive, well, he's part of the boozewarzee, so fuck him. You know, the bad guys that Carl Marks talked about in "Now Das What I Call Kapital Volume: 1."
He doesn't even try to pretend he has interest in their well being. Yet, apparently he is a good guy, or whatever. They own a tiger. It is there. Aladdin rides a carpet or some bullshit, they get sad at each other, but then not sad. I think he solves a riddle at one point idk. Anyway Aladdin learns that wish-date-raping women is bad, but Jazzmoon loves him anyway. Aladdin also learns slavery is bad and frees genie. Everyone is happy. Oh, and he fights a giant cobra named Jafar. Parrot happens too, and is sassy. Jafar is a slave genie now. But he is a red one, that way you know he is a bad guy (blue is good).
Thats just a well crafted synopsis of the first one. You all already know this, but did you know there is a sequel that went straight to VHS? It's true.
Then there is the straight to VHS disney sequel- JAFFAR'S REVENGE. WHICH RUINED EVERYTHING!!! In which, Jaffar takes revenges. It teased us with so many great things, but fell flat in the end.
Oh boy does it. I mean He became a slave genie at the end of the first one though, so he probably has good reason to want revenge, but whatever. He can't even turn into his giant badass cobra anymore I'd be pissed too.
Aladdin, Jazzmoon, their fat short greedy father, and monkey must work together to stop Jaffar's revenge. And through their wit, and musical numbers manage to do so. They also get help from a new character named Boobep, who is a, uh, bow and arrow guy??? Yeah, bow and arrow guy. Comic relief bow and arrow guy. He joins them because he is racist against genies.
believing their power is too great to exist in this world. but despite his horrible racism, beboop has a heart of gold. He joins them, and repairs every single character arc problem they all have. even has a threesome with aladdin and jazzmine, they spin her like a rotisery chicken (implied in the subtext). after they find jaffar almost becoming free, the final fight starts.
He shoots the final arrow that breaks some stupid magic stone that is giving freedom-desiring jaffar ultra power or whatever. the arrow cracks it and it blows up, and jaffar goes nooooooo!!!. The climatic battle was over, it took them everything and then some. But they had friendship. And they learned a valuable lesson "freedom isn't always free."
They defeat Jaffar's revenge just in time before he freed himself from being an eternal slave. Jaffar begged, pleading he would do no harm but only wished to be free of eternal suffering. His lesson was indeed learned, but the monarch gang didn't care they all just high fived as jaffar was sealed away in a new, even much smaller lamp.
"Back in ya go, slave-boy!" said Aladdin as a bunch of magic swirling crimson dust funneled into the moldy small lamp. They journey back to their festering city to tell of their victory and good-guy- upholding of the monarchy. Jaffar's genie slave lamp was left at Crate & Barrel store, where it will never be found ever again.
Jazzmoon also bought an ottoman to rest her feat when she is lounging in her chair pretending she can read. Aladdin kissed her on the cheek and reminded her that she can just have her slaves bend over in front of her and kick up her feet over their backs. Jazmoon laughed and kissed him, but only a peck, because it is disney. She threw the ottoman in a dumpster.
"Do you worry anyone will buy the lamp at crate & barrel, and Jaffar may gain his freedom??" Jazzmoon asked as they all mounted their exhausted elephant they travel on. Beboop took a long refreshing swig of Pepsi Cola Brand Soda Drink, with the label clearing facing the screen and said "I wouldn't even buy him if he was on sale!" and they all laughed and slapped their knees Oooooooh, Boobep.
The people in the city of allie-boba are still living in dire poverty, the streets are littered with human waste, but they must cheer anyway. They crossed the city lines as their horribly whipped elephant carries Aladdin, Jazzmoon, her piece of shit monarch father, and of course everyone's favorite in the franchise Boobep (the monkey died in the third act to raise the steaks). The elephant collapses and dies, but luckily right in front of the palace so they wouldn't have to walk far. Three citizens were crushed as the elephant fell, and several others injured. There are no hospitals in alleybaby.
The palace doors open and Boobep says farewell to the lovely couple, and father. Aladdin begs Boobep to stay and even can be the king if he wants. Just please hangout and say wise wisecracks, we love you Boobep. Boobep laughed and shook his head as he took a mighty bite out of a Kit-Kat bar candyfood-good, with the wrapper facing the screen. He tossed the other half to Aladdin who caught it.
Boobep smirked with a charasmatic wink "GIVE ME A BREAK!!" he shouted. everyone busted out laughing as a small child succumbed to their injuries from the elephant falling on them, raising the death toll to four. "Jazzmoon, take care of this knucklehead for me. Boobep away!!!" he exclaimed as a Dodge Charger drove up next to him. He hopped in and with recklessness drove through the entire crowd, mangling multiple innocent good hard-working people. Aladdin, Jazzmoon, and her dad laughed.
Don't be sad its over. Be happy Boobep happened.
Anyway, the people of Allie-Boba are still starving, dying of disease, and for some reason break out into song and dance as the happy outro music plays. They watch as the golden palace doors close and realize, once again none of their systemic issues will be addressed. Ever. But at least Aladdin and Jazzmine are in deep love. And in the end, isn't that all that matters? I think so.
Jaffar's Revenge has been critically panned, and is considered the worst Disney movie right after The Good Dinosaur. The main issues came down to one thing, and even Disney made a statement agreeing. Critics simply all said in agreement "not nearly enough Boobep." I concur. And you agree too. They jumped the sand-shark, stick with Aladdin 1 next time, Jeff Bezos, or whoever the CEO of Disney is.
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