2022.01.22 14:57 CHEEZYCUMPICKLES I used to masturbate on birds
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.
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2022.01.22 14:57 snkde Amazon Treasure Truck: Ninja Compact Kitchen System with Auto IQ - $120
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2022.01.22 14:57 Mijbr090490 Pioneer DMH1500NEX issues with USB/Phone
I've been having an issue more recently where my head unit will give me an error when I plug my phone in. The error says "USB disconnected for device protection". The phone (Pixel 6) will buzz for a second like it was recognized then give me the error. I found a single post while researching my issue where someone noted theirs would do the same when the battery is low, but there was no solution. Is there a way around this or do I just need to keep my phone charged? I noticed it will charge fine when the phone is off also.
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2022.01.22 14:57 dogengu I’m glad that BBW came up with this ID lanyard plus pocketbac holder. Very handy at work ❤️
2022.01.22 14:57 mackyoh Small Biz tax question...f'ed up?
Hi everyone -- hoping the collective smarts here can help! I have no idea re: flair
My husband and I own a small retail shop (he's the sol-prop but we file jointly). My husband's relative "them" (also in the same industry) offered to help towards a monthly bill (equipment) provided we can do some tax documents to help them deduct end of year.
Each month, we put the order through our retail POS as a Custom Order (so that cash came in directly), so it's all documented. However, their (the relative side) accountant said the way to sort this is we complete at w4, send to them, they give us a w2 back.
This strikes me as v odd -- we're not employees of them ( self-employed) and I caution this will F*ck us (and them) up. But we don't know another work around? Hoping someone here can shine an idea...or work around. The amount we're taking is under $15K total. Appreciate any insight!
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2022.01.22 14:57 Nethias25 Jack Kirby's Spider-Man
I always remember from Stan les interviews about Spider-Man when he said he told the idea of the character to Jack Kirby for a drawing and didn't love it, so he went to Steve Ditko and loved his version which is the one we know and love.
Have we seen the jack Kirby's Spider-Man initial version??
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2022.01.22 14:57 wfffld When bounce?
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2022.01.22 14:57 ckolt09 Servers down
I just got back in the TitanFall after not playing for a little while and every time I try to play any single mode it'll either take 7 minutes and then crash the game and it'll keep saying there's no one online even though there's a thousand players there I was wondering if anyone was having this problem or if it's just my PlayStation
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2022.01.22 14:57 ZupaDrue Power attacks and Master Speed Kotor 2
Hi guys wanted to know if Master Speed stacks with power attack cause every time I use Power Attack (I'm using 2 weapons) I only see 2 floating numbers even if I have Master Speed on, while if I switch back to standard attacks with Master Speed on then I see 4 floating numbers
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2022.01.22 14:57 EestiMentioned [/r/ico] Centaurify - ⚡ Launching Now on BSC
2022.01.22 14:57 criteriaz Halo Infinites marines are the best of the best, change my mind.
2022.01.22 14:57 RelevantPattern4022 Milli/Centipede ID
| hey i found this and i think its a flat-back millipede but i cant be sure. Found in England, London.|
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2022.01.22 14:57 IkariNoKen First Watercooled PC I built awhile back
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2022.01.22 14:57 SeaInfluence8097 19 [F4F] Europe/ Anywhere - Looking for a long term relationship
Hi, I'm Josy and I'm from Germany. First of all: I'm a lesbian, so I'm only looking for women.
I've never been in a relationship because I kinda struggle when it comes to meeting new people. Covid hasn't made it easier and my anxiety and depression have gotten a bit worse. Now I'm looking for someone I can maybe start a relationship with. Your age doesn't matter to me as long as we're compatible.
I'm really not a party person and I prefer to stay at home and watch a good movie instead of going out. My interests include art, movies, books, animals and travelling.
So yeah I guess that's it I don't really know what else to write. If you think we would maybe fit together let me know :)
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2022.01.22 14:57 GoonerMoe94 Down to my last pack saved for TOTY attackers and ended up packing this GEM
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2022.01.22 14:57 CaribbeanCalypso Rough-legged hawk hunting for rodents on a cold November morning [OC]
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2022.01.22 14:57 JackRaiserIsBack Quiero hacer un libro de fotografía sobre la miseria y pobreza en Buenos Aires
Como dice el título. Ir por distintos lugares en Capital y provincia sacando fotos de la gente en la calle y lugares hechos pelota. Siempre con cuidado por supuesto. El libro no tiene ningún mensaje político ni nada. Es simplemente mostrar la miseria y ya. Sin comentarios. Solo el nombre de los lugares y una que otra introducción.
Mi pregunta es, ¿me pueden dar un sitio de leyes y cosas legales respecto a esto? Y si pueden decirme otras cosas que deba saber también. Aparte de lo obvio que sería: "ojo donde te metes".
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2022.01.22 14:57 Loud_Hearing2923 Symptoms
I cannot stand this disease. It's very misleading and will through a curve ball at you at any time. I had a very great day yesterday. Came home from work and started having some back spasms (MS) and both calves and feet are pricking.
Received my Rituximab infusion on January 7th and I don't no what to think. I'm feeling like shit on the day my brother and dad came down from Vegas to chill with me and I'm down and out.
Wtf Wtf Wtf...I need some relief.
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2022.01.22 14:57 lulu-lover1999 vintage plum vs misty glade (wunder train)
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2022.01.22 14:57 Flame0fthewest When i tell too much fun facts to my friends
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2022.01.22 14:57 Sekhen It sure looks juicy.
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2022.01.22 14:57 SarwisMan Canadians! Get $30 when you spend $30! - One of the first times our bonus is this high. Usually only $5 - $10. Now $30 for a limited time with a Rakuten referral.
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2022.01.22 14:57 eventdawdling [Health] - Call to delay compulsory Covid vaccines for NHS staff
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2022.01.22 14:57 Katanaz__ Just another day in YouTube
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2022.01.22 14:57 TheEmoEmu001 Controversial opinion
If you put on your bio “flex=report” your basically asking people to flex on you. You would be better off not putting that in your name in the first place. Also what are you going to report them for? That’s not a ban-able offense. :/
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