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2021.12.08 21:39 TheWestphalianGwent You're a mean One, Mister Ozz...
2021.12.08 21:39 truTurtlemonk Lemme know!
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2021.12.08 21:39 ComiX-Fan Former foes return in new Spider-Man: No Way Home featurette
2021.12.08 21:39 emptylighthouse Rinsing your plate for a few seconds after eating will save you a ton of time trying to scrub it off later after it dries.
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2021.12.08 21:39 ahhaaahhahh Free Kraft Macaroni & Cheese 5-7.3oz from Winn Dixie. Expires 12/14/21
2021.12.08 21:39 Key_Address9107 To the Moon~~~~~Goooo
2021.12.08 21:39 jaded_lady06 Marriage isn't always a guarantee that you will have someone help you when you need it...
But it is a guarantee that you'll have someone there to laugh at you when you fall and bust your ass...
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2021.12.08 21:39 n0ahbody Nation that has hundreds of overseas military bases says China isn’t allowed one
2021.12.08 21:39 Appropriate-Scene-19 Names for Grandparents
I have been hearing a lot of unique names for grandparents lately besides the traditional grandma or grandpa. What are some grandparent names you have heard?
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2021.12.08 21:39 MikePenceIsAlien Monkey foetus preserved since the 1950s
2021.12.08 21:39 gayboi769 Forbidden Desires Part 1
Hi everyone! I'm new to this sub, was introduced to it by someone who recommended I start posting here. Anyway here's the first part of a series I've been writing. I have 15 parts so far and I'll make sure to post them here so you don't have to go digging through my profile for them. Then again, if you want to and like the story alot, then happy reading.
It's Saturday and it's another morning of waking up alone to my alarm. I thought Jake was the one after three dates, that we were finally going to fuck after a night at the local gay bar Gossip. But it turns out he just likes to date and fuck other people that aren’t me, his date. I look at my phone and just like I expect, no texts from him.
It's no surprise, he's probably still balls deep in the other guy he took home instead of me. I go into my contacts, block and delete his number. Head games are never fun and never again after what happened with the fuckboi Chase.
I, Alonso Martinez, am worth more than a Chase or Jake, I tell myself, tossing my phone onto the nightstand. More than nights that begin together and end with being alone.
My morning wood throbs painfully, so I reach down and give my seven and a half inch cock a couple tugs while I pinch my nipples.
The foreskin slides back from the head as I tug downward and slides back over as I tug upward. With a sigh, I reach into my bedside table and pull out my eight inch dildo and lube. I remove the cap and smear some onto the toy and then my entrance.
Gently I slide my first finger in, twisting and opening my hole up for a second finger to invade and repeat the exact same thing.
I feel ready after a minute and position the dildo. The head pops in and I gasp and wait for my ass to adjust for the intruding cock. When the pain subsides, I slide the rest in, nice and slow, moaning as it slides and goes to the hilt.
“Fuck,” I pant and slide the dildo out but not all the way. I slide it back in and electric shoots though my being as I grip my sheets. I repeat this motion of in and out, the pace quickening and my hand gripping onto my throbbing veiny cock. Feverishly, I jerk myself as the dildo slams in and out and the tension builds. My moans vibrate through my studio apartment till I let out a sharp gasp and cum begins to shoot out from the tip of my cock, hitting my chin at first and the less powerful spurts on my chest and abs.
I slump in bed, panting with a minute of creamy cum and sweat glistening on my chest.
The urge to sleep settles in but I have to get out of bed. I have to work at the Donkey Shoe soon.
With a groan I pull my naked self out of bed and make my way to the shower for a quick one, letting the warm water wash over me.
As the water runs over me all I can do is wonder if the right guy is truly out there waiting for me to find him. It seems all I can do is strike out with guys. I haven’t had an actual boyfriend in three years. Since then its been a string of hookups, flakes, and one instance of a guy raping me. It's the flakes like Chase and Jake that make me wonder if they can see the rape on me. The rape that I haven’t fully gotten over, that still sometimes makes me feel like my body is broken and disgusting after whats his name did that to me. I can’t help but wonder if there’s a label of ‘damaged’ in big red letters on my latino forehead that everyone but me can see. The reason why I haven’t been able to find a guy willing to take after being so violently defiled. Maybe this makes me distant from guys like Jake, making them go after other prospects since I haven’t let a guy fully have me since the rape emotionally and sexually.
I just don’t know.
I turn off the water, dry off, and dress. Briefs, a pair of jeans, and black Pink Floyd shirt overlayed with a green flannel. It's the typical Bellingham Washington dress code and it's perfect for waiting at the Donkey Shoe.
Before I head out the door I grab a chocolate chip muffin from WinCo, yum.
It's not raining today, yet, even though the sky is still that light gray. But that's typical for the Ham in October. If it was raining it wouldn’t have bothered me much, I just would have had to throw on a rain jacket. Rain jacket, another typical 101 for living in Bellingham. No umbrella since the wind would just rip it out of my hands and into downtown traffic. Umbrellas are always a safety hazard in Bellingham. I make sure to grab my raincoat in case it is raining by the time I’m off from work. More than likely it will be.
The Donkey Shoe is three blocks away, five minutes give or take. I get there twenty minutes before 10, when the diner opens. I knock on the glass door and Stacy, the opener, the owner's daughter and also one of the waitresses, lets me in.
“Morning, Alonso!” She smiles under her beanie and lets me in. “How did last night go?”
“Well…” She smiles. “The ones still out there, so don’t give up hope! Stay in there!”
“Thanks Stacy,” I say, returning her smile. She doesn't fully know the details though, she thinks it was a date with a female and not a male. Most people assume this since I never fully tell co-workers how exactly I swing. I'm nervous of a homophobic bastard to ever reveal my sexuality at the workplace. Safety first.
“Yo, that Alonso I hear?” Chris, a cook and Stacy's bae, shouts from the Kitchen as he preps with Brandon for the Saturday breakfast rush.
“Morning, Chris! Morning, Brandon!” I say back.
“Morning,” Brandon also pipes in.
I hand my raincoat, punch in, and tie my apron on. We open and a steady stream of customers come in that me, Stacy, and Clove usher to seats and help. Delivering Bloody Marys, mimosas, coffees, orange juices, chicken and waffles, pancakes, omelets, burgers, and ect. The air grows thick with all the smells from the food and one's worries can't help but be washed away by such pleasant odors and the laughs of customers and coworkers.
“Hey, Alonso?” Clove says, interrupting me as I’m pouring coffee into an older man's mug at the bar.
She points at a tall thick muscular built latino guy around my age. “Weird thing, I offered to show him to a booth but he wants you to help instead actually.”
“What?” I smirk.
“Yeah,” she grimaces. “So, can you help him”
“Yeah, I just got to run this order to one of my tables.”
Quickly I run some burgers and met him with a menu and napkins wrapped around utensils. He's good looking, dressed in tight skinny jeans, a blue shirt, and a leather jacket. A strong hypnotic smell of pine and roses rises from around him and I can't help but avert my eyes for a second and bite my lower lip. I look back and he's smiling a cute dipple filled smile. My cock stirs some and I try to imagine anything but him standing in front of me. A paper I have to write for one of my classes at Western. My dead grandma. A burning house. Sadly it doesn't work fully and my pants still feel taunt like a guitar string.
I clear my throat and ask,“Where would you like to sit? At a booth, a table, or the bar?”
He stares at me, smiling and pondering.
“Um,” he finally starts. “I'll take a bar seat.”
“Cool,” I swallow. “Follow me.”
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2021.12.08 21:39 birdzillla For those on Zyprexa, how many mg do you take?
Title says it all.
Has this dose helped you with the psychosis?
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2021.12.08 21:39 Humpgyle THE BUFFALO BILLS ARE YOUR 2020 AFC EAST CHAMPIONS UPVOTE PARTY!!!
2021.12.08 21:39 just-a-simple-memer Isn't this the guy who made the score. For the film?
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2021.12.08 21:39 duck95 Finally got around to posting this, sorry for the delay! 🍌🦍
2021.12.08 21:39 Ketokanonical An absolute unit
2021.12.08 21:39 Personal_Ad_5612 What I Ordered Vs What I Got
2021.12.08 21:39 nutsackilla Reminder (with a twist): You do not have to DRS. You do not have to play options.
You are an individual investor and you can play this game however you like. It's entirely up to you and whatever reasoning you have behind your decisions is valid. Buy & hodl makes you a diamondhanded ape and don't forget it.
The twist: DRS is absolutely, unequivocally working.
Is it working in a way that any of the DD has suggested? No, there's no proof of that at all. Price goes down, dark pool does what it does, shorts borrow and tank the stock when they want. None of those theories have been validated. The beat goes on and shorts keep shorting. But GameStop is paying attention and that is enough.
This is still a major uphill battle for you all. Like, steep uphill. 5 million is very impressive but still 35 million short of your intended goal. I would imagine that a large sum (if not majority) of retail whales have already transferred, which means you're nickel and diming your way to victory moving forward. That's about $6 billion you need to spend collectively to get there using the above numbers and today's price. Play with it and adjust the numbers however you want - it's a metric fuck ton of money that you'll need to keep pouring in. And once you've reached your goal you're still dependent on a regulating body taking action and if there's one thing we know its that Goldman Gary is no friend of ape. I have no doubt GameStop will throw its full weight behind you in support if you get there, but the odds are stacked against you.
I still believe MOASS will ignite before full registration - either through global economic collapse or launch of the NFT market - but your fight is not in vain. I also hate the sea of purple and think it's marred the quality of the sub but that's just my opinion and irrelevant to the fact that your work is being noticed.
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2021.12.08 21:39 WereWolf1354 Portrait of field marshal José Félix Estigarribia (Paraguay)
2021.12.08 21:39 sjnuen Kim Jong Elon!
2021.12.08 21:39 JJackKennedy Every time I draw Kondraki there is always this one mf in the comments asking if that's Garcello, so I did a funny
2021.12.08 21:39 cosnime_gamer lets play persona 4 part 46 valetine chocolat from hell
2021.12.08 21:39 Ruberine Is the gruzzer room to the left of the well in crossroads actually random?
I find if i delay for a certain amount of time then jump down a specific spot, I never get hit, so does this count as rng manipulation or is it not actually random.
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2021.12.08 21:39 flirt48 its like getting upset because i didnt watch teletubies-nyanny
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2021.12.08 21:39 rere0206 Magical morning glory