2021.09.23 05:28 SmartCheese420 HOW FEAR KEEPS RETAILERS FROM MAXIMIZING PROFITS. (food for thought and not advice)
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2021.09.23 05:28 Voroko-YT Making Killers Face Camp! | Dead By Daylight
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2021.09.23 05:28 MWRoach Switcheroo Release Date Announced
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2021.09.23 05:28 YaronKreslavsky אתמול חלמתי שאני נוסע במשחק מחשב, ואז מתחיל לעוף. וכשהבנתי שאני לא יודע לעוף, התחלתי ליפול לתוך בור ללא תחתית, וככל שנעשה יותר חשוך נהיה יותר חם. לא הבנתי מה זה אומר, אבל אז התעוררתי בתוך ______ והבנתי למה חלמתי את זה.
2021.09.23 05:28 r0ry_j0hn5 Is this a creature of earth?! I was unable to find anything at all what is this identify help?
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2021.09.23 05:28 MySizeIsLast play mtg with me on cockatrice? *pleading face* (will delete later)
Hello. I've been getting tortured in the ICU since this morning. My friends were nice enough to set up a video call today for a commander game but now it's 11 pm and most of them are asleep.
Are you awake and open to playing 1-on-1 constructed on cockatrice? Then this post is for you.
Deck choices. We can choose from 3 places.
1: You play the Friedrich deck from here while I play the Grinch: https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/feature/making-enemies-designing-decks-pairs-2011-04-11
2: You pick any deck from here while I pick a deck you didn't pick. If you want, I can limit my deck to just higher numbered choices than yours: https://strategy.channelfireball.com/all-strategy/mtg/channelmagic-articles/the-8-best-decks-in-standard/
3: This seems to be more boring, but pick any cardkingdom battle deck: https://tappedout.net/mtg-deck-folders/04-08-17-VBS-battle-decks/
4: We play sealed constructed for with 6 booster packs of dominaria each, if a bunch of people message me then maybe we can draft online, pretty much least favorite option but doable if you want: http://mtgen.net/
Notes: I will be slow. I am a very casual player. Not ungodly slow, but "reading all the cards and not knowing them immediately" slow. Having like 4 ivs in you also tends to slow you down. Also, you will have to call me. I like having moves narrated and small talk. In addition, we may have to take breaks and I may end up leaving before a game finishes. Doctors are annoying and have been constantly bothering me all day.
Please be a student or someone reasonable and not a random person coming across here bc I'm using my real phone number lol
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2021.09.23 05:28 Isoya_Yasuji That last airstrike from Demonal really got to him
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2021.09.23 05:28 jdubthelegend1 Southern Ontario
Just curious to see if anyone in southern Ontario around the Hamilton area has received their Starlink? Always see posts about people receiving it in the northern parts but it seems like no one has mentioned anything about the southern part.
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2021.09.23 05:28 yaGameBoiJR LOA associate schedule
When you have an associate on a LOA do you count subtract them from the schedule and take that into consideration for hours for the day? I've heard both and honestly am just confused now
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2021.09.23 05:28 CrystalClod343 How screwed am I?
My brother came home and opened the oven to place crumpets in while my banana bread was baking, about 10-15 minutes in out of a total of 35.
Is that close enough to half way that I'm safe?
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2021.09.23 05:28 The_DarkRanger Boys I did it
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2021.09.23 05:28 brickred805 Apply a theme and get buildings to rebuild without having to bulldoze them?
2021.09.23 05:28 NegativeWithGoldBot "Dont celebrate birthdays. Your life will be a lot better" [-12]
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2021.09.23 05:28 AudibleDruid Anyone else's Spotify songs fucked up?
2021.09.23 05:28 SomSomerson Bryan Danielson vs Kenny Omega, Dream Match for the Ages! AEW Dynamite Grand Slam, 9/22/21
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2021.09.23 05:28 IndependentAd6479 What calculator of SAT section 4?
2021.09.23 05:28 ACoupleOfBurlySwans Mother
I don’t have a mom. Don’t feel bad for me though, I never had one, nor did I feel like I was missing one. She died giving birth to me and my dad raised me the best he could, though, he was never warm to me. I could tell he blamed me, so when I was 18, I moved out and I got a well-paying job at a sewage waste management plant that made enough to own a small apartment. Nothing special, one bed, one bath, a kitchen, and a living room. I sleep with my mattress on the ground without a frame, My clean clothes are folded on a shelf I fashioned out of an old neglected bookshelf and my dirty clothes are piled in a plastic bag in the corner so I can take it to the laundromat when I have no more I can pass as clean. That's basically it, except for a stuffed cat that looks hand sewn that I found on the job untouched and perfectly clean.
I want to direct your attention to this cat. Its grey with an off-white belly, its arms and legs dangle as if it was designed to stand on two legs. It has one green button eye and one red X stitched in red thread where the other one should be. The mouth is stitched in a classic wide feline grin under its black glass nose and a red collar with a golden bell around its neck. It feels like it is filled with stuffing beans giving it a hefty weight. When I found this toy within the sewage pipes amongst bodily waste and other substances people flush down the toilet, it was perfectly clean, not a spot of grime on it. As soon as I placed eyes on it I felt a luring warmth and comfort radiating from it, as well as a crushing loneliness. I couldn’t leave it down there. So, I took it with me. No, I’m not a sentimental person who believes that objects have feelings, this was super out of character for me. I don’t know how to explain myself other than it felt lonely and I didn’t want it to feel alone. It's so fucking stupid, I know it's fucking stupid but I can't get rid of the damn thing either. Not in a, I throw it out, burn it, tear it to shreds, and it comes back kind of way, I couldn’t do any of that anyway. No, I just can't bring myself to put it in a thrift store for some other child, cause I don’t want it to be fuckin lonely. I can’t explain myself.
Something perplexed me though. Why was he so perfectly clean when I found him? Obviously, he certainly shouldn’t have been, who knows how far he traveled through waste pipes, he should have been filthy. I tried different things, juice, tomato sauce, beets, bleach, paint, I even submerged him in car oil after I helped a buddy change his oil. Nothing. Not a single spot. Didn’t even get wet. I had the thought to try cutting him open but hovering the knife over the doll, it felt like I was about to torture a helpless animal, so I never did.
“No, you can’t sleep in my bed with me.” This is what I said to the doll after I sensed it wanted to cuddle with me as I went to sleep. “I live alone, what the fuck do you mean mother will be hurt if you can’t sleep with me?... I already said no, stop asking….. I don’t even have a mother!.... Ugh fucking fine, but I ain't cuddling you or shit” It didn’t even register I was talking to an inanimate object till the next morning and I got real weirded out by myself but reasoned I had a long day and was probably delirious. But it happened again the next night, and the next. It got to the point where it wasn’t an argument about if Stanley could sleep in my bed with me. It was weird, we always ended up talking like old friends. I would tell him stories and ask philosophical questions, and he would respond. I stopped worrying about talking to Stanley, as he was an object, and ignored how fucking crazy I must have sounded if anyone lived with me.
One night I accidentally left Stanley out on the table from when he was helping me with dinner and I couldn’t hear him when I went to bed so there he stayed for the night, or rather that's what I hope I could say. This was the first time since I found him that I went to bed without him. That night I awoke to the sound of my bedroom door squeaking open. My back was faced away from the door. I feared an invasion and slowly reached off the side of my bed to grip my work knife set under the mattress. In bated breath, I listen to the light footsteps tread on the carpet to my bedside. Wait. They reached my bedside. Not yet. I felt my bed depress as someone slowly and deliberately set themselves down on the other side of my mattress. Now! I took the knife and swung it at the intruder. I hit. it went clean through. It would have died. It should have died. But it didn’t. It wasn’t human. It was made of what I best could describe as pure shadow. It had the silhouette of a woman wearing an old fifties dress. However, its head hung to the side bent at a ninety-degree angle on a neck that was double the length it should have been. Shadow was dripping off its head, almost mimicking hair. It had two rotting eyeballs flickered between threatening to be swallowed by the static of its form, and looking like they were trying to escape. Its gaze was locked with mine and in a stretched and distorted female voice, it spoke.
“You forgot this love. You know how hard Mother worked on him. Please be more aware of where you leave him.” Long claw-like fingers flickered around Stanley as he was placed on my chest staring at me. It then smiled. Its yellowed human teeth were on display as the grin kept expanding and expanding, widening and getting longer stretching up the face. “Close your eyes and I’ll sing you to sleep, sweetheart. Don’t you worry, I’ll protect you.” The voice shook me to my core, the kind of sound you can never unhear. Then it began to sing, sounding like a scratchy record playing a lullaby for a funeral. All while more teeth were displayed. Rows behind rows of various sizes and shades with some looking like children's, while others were black and withered. Nonetheless, I couldn’t help but feel my eyelids get so heavy, despite my every instinct trying to tell me to get the fuck out of there. The creature loomed over my form running its talons through my hair as it lulled me into a hypnotic sleep.
I asked Stanley about the shadow but the only thing I got from him was “Mother”. “The fuck do you mean ‘Mother’?” He never answered me.
Unlike most people probably would have, I didn’t get rid of Stanley. I kept him close. Anywhere I went he went. I didn’t want that fucking thing to appear again and hypnotize me to sleep while it sat and watched, smiling that cursed smile and humming that haunting tune. That fucking tune. I heard it all the time. All the goddamn time. It’s planted in my brain getting gradually louder and louder. I became deaf to the world around me as the melody played over and over again. Fuck I wanted it to stop. I pleaded it to fucking stop. I couldn't hear my own thoughts over the noise, I couldn't hear my own voice. It was so fucking loud and it was only getting louder and louder until-
Beeping. I remember beeping. I could barely remember the accident but I clearly remembered the beeping. The slow but steady metronome of a heart rate monitor, I think. Or some machine of the sort. My eyes felt too heavy to open. I didn’t want to either. Hold on. Beeping. I could hear beeping. I could hear. I forced my eyes open to the blinding light of an operating room lamp. I felt cold. Chilled throughout my entire body. It felt as if freezing air was being blasted directly into my chest. Probably because it was. I was only able to move my eyes and only slight head twitches. Looking down I saw my chest. Or rather its cavity. It was surgically pried open, pieces of rib missing exposing my lungs expanding and contracting due to the tube down my throat breathing for me. Blood slowly pooling into the cavity. The anesthesia must be wearing off…. Wait, that's not supposed to happen. I’m not a doctor but I know that is not supposed to be fucking happening.
In a vain attempt to signal the surgeons I was waking up, I did my best to try to look around. I wish I hadn’t. The room reminded me of a B-slasher film set. It was nearly impossible to discern individual bodies. What I assumed by the blood-drenched scrubs pieces, these were the doctors who were operating today. Based on the number of countable heads I could see, I guessed there were six to nine but there could be more in the room. In fact, there was probably more due to the amount of blood and viscera that decorated the walls and ceiling of the operating room. The floor became a pulpy swamp of what used to be people. Chunks of flesh were slowly sloughing off the roof as a squelchy plop of a mangled leg and partial torso dislodged from a crack in the wall and fell into the human stew. My heart was thrashing around in panic within my open chest as more blood pooled into the cavity becoming more painful as the seconds passed and the anesthetic wore off. Then I heard it.
“You forgot this love. You know how hard Mother worked on him. Please be more aware of where you leave him.” No. Fuck. No fucking no. It was fucking back. Mother was standing in the center of the gore, sharp black tendrils were lashing from its back dripping in the carnage, and a plush cat wrapped in her warped hands. He must have been separated from me when they brought me in or maybe even at the accident. With each step toward me, I could hear the suction of the swamp try and hold her in place to no success. I saw her head tilt into my vision on her exaggerated neck, impossibly wide toothy grin already bared on her static face. Her long thin arms holding Stanley reached over and placed him within the red pool in the center of my chest. Suddenly, like a sponge, he soaked up the blood turning a dark crimson. He kept absorbing, even when he looked like he couldn’t hold any more, he kept sucking it up. I couldn’t move. I watched in horror as he fully dried up the blood in my chest like a sump pump and I could feel he was drawing more blood from deep within my veins.
“I protected you sweetheart. They were trying to hurt you. I protected you. I told you I would protect you.” Her face hovered parallel to mine, dead eyes and that detestable grin. I wanted to fight, run, scream, anything. I tried to will myself against the anesthetic coursing my veins. I knew I was dead, but her face was not going to be the last thing I’d see. I tried so hard to even twitch a finger, but in the end, nothing worked. I was stuck frozen, trapped in my own body. I could only lay there as I could feel my life be drained from me. I closed my eyes as the only thing I had control of. I knew it was still above me, I knew that with every moment it watched me unblinking and baring more teeth. I knew that closing my eyes would change nothing, but it helped a little. I was getting so weak, so tired. I never thought I was the type to just lay down and die. Pathetic really.
Drip. Drip. Drip. warm wet spots started splattering my face. Water probably. No, it was too thick to be water. Was it blood? I don’t want to know. That's what I thought but I guess I had to know. My eyes limply slid open to the face that’s smile began curling back on itself. It was so wide. However, now there was thick blood that was coating them. In fact, the whole shadowy figure was now dripping in crimson. My eyes shifted down to Stanly who was once again a grey plush with a white belly, one green button eye, and a red X where the other should be. Mother gripped him as my blood rolled up her arm. I looked back up just in time to catch a drop fall from a fang, painting my vision red as it dripped into my eye. It stung as I closed my eyes again for the last time. Was that my blood? Huh, of course. I wonder what she’ll look like completed. My last thoughts floated by as I slid into nihility.
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2021.09.23 05:28 MangoDaisies Mysterious, stop listening to the haters
A vast majority support you. I have never seen a commentary channel be so credible and be so universally liked. Don’t let Trisha win, please! The video on Trisha’s abuse of all her exes, including Jason and other celebrities, is so important. Please finish it
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2021.09.23 05:28 amayer308 8 dollars at the good will store this week! Bottoms are clean as can be! I’m stoked for the snow this year bring it on!!
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2021.09.23 05:28 RaspberryPie122 A Pickle for the Knowing Ones, by Timothy Dexter
To mankind at Large the time is Com at Last the grat day of Regoising what is that why I will tell you thous three kings is Rased Rased you meane should know Rased on the first Royal Arch in the world olmost Not quite but very hiw up upon so thay are good mark to be scene so the womans Lik to see the frount and all people Loves to see them as the quakers will Com and peape slyly and feele glad and say houe the doue frind father Jorge washeton is in the senter king Addoms is at the Rite hand the present king at the Left hand father gorge with his hat on the other hats of the middel king with his sword king Addoms with his Cane in a grand poster Adtetoude turning his fass towards the first king as if they was on sum politicks king our present king he is stands hearing being younger and very deafe in short being one grat felosfer Looks well East & west and North & south deafe & very deafe the god of Natur has dun very much for our present king and all our former ones they are all good I want them to Live for Ever and I beleave thay will it is hard work to be A king—I say it is hardar than tilling the ground I know it is for I find it is hard work to be A Lord I dont desier the sound but to pleas the peopel at Large Let it gou to brak the way it dus for Asort ment to help a good Lafe to Cour the sick spleney goutey dul frames Lik my selfe with the goute and so on make merry a Chealy Christen is for me only be onnest No matter what they worshep son moune or stars or there wife or miss if onnest Live forever  money wont gitt thous figers so fast as I wish I have sent to Leg horn for many mr bourr is one Amonks others I sent in the grand Crecham thous 3 kings Are plane white colow at present the Royal Arch & figers cost 39 pound wate silver the hiest Councaton order in the world so it is sade by the knowing one I have only 4 Lions & 1 Lam up the spred Eagel has bin up 3 years upon the Coupelay I have 13 billors front in strat Row for 13 states when we begun 3 in the Rear 15 foot hie 4 more on the grass see 2 the same hath at the Rite of the grand Arch 2 at the left wing 15 foot hie the Arch 17 foot hie the my hous is 3 sorey upwards of 290 feet round the hous Nater has formed the ground Eaquel to what you would wish for the Art by man Eaquel to a Solomun the onerabel Jonathan Jackson one of the first in this Country for tast borne A grat man by Nater then the best Lurning what sot me fored for my plan having so gran spot the hool of the world Cant Excead this to thous that dont know would think I was Like halfe the world A Lier I have traveled good deale but old steady men sayeth it is the first that it is the first best in this Contry & others Contrey I tell you this the trouth that None of you grat men wodent be A frunted at my preseadens & I spare Now Cost in the work I have the tempel of Reason in my garding 3 years past with a toume under it on the Eage of the grass see it cost 98 gineys besides the Coffen panted whit in side and out side tuched with green Nobel trimings uncommon Lock so I can tak the kee in side and haye fier works in the toume pipes and tobacker & A speaking trumpet and & bibel to Read & sum good songs
What is a presedent answer A king bonne partey the grate has as much power as A king and ort to have & it is a massey he has for the good of mankind he has as much power as Any king for grat ways back there must be A head sum whare or the peopel is Lost Lik wild gees when thay Lous the gander two Leged want A head if fore Leged both & 2 Leged fouls the Name of presedent is to pleas the peopel at Large the sound souts best Now in the south give way to the North the North give way to the south or by & by you will brake what falers be wise on keep the Links to gether and if you cant A gree Consoalated to A kingly power for you must keep together at the wost hear it Labers ye les see there is so many men wants be the all offesers & Now sogers poor king Every day wants A bone sum more then others the king cant Live without the feald wee have had our turne grat good father Addoms  turne & turne About Rest Easey you all will be pleased with the present king give time all did I say Now but the magor part fore fifths at least.
Frinds hear me 2 granadears goss up in 20 days fourder frinds I will tell the A tipe of man kind what is that 35 or 36 years gone A town caled Noubry all won the Younited states Noubry peopel kept to gether quiet till the Larned groed strong the farmers was 12 out of 20 thay wanted to have the offesers in the Contry the Eaned in the see port wanted to have them there geering A Rose groued warme fite thay wood in Law thay went the Jnrel Cort to be sot of finely thay go there Eands Answered the see port caled Newbury Port 600 Eakers of Land out of thirty thousand Eakers of good Land so much for mad peopel of Larning makes them mad if thay had kept to gether they wood have bin the sekent town in this stat A bout halfe of boston Now men mad to be in offess it hurts the peopel ot Large Like Carying the Innegent Lam to the slarter Now it would done to dewide the North from the south all won what I have Leade down but now keep to gether it is Like man and wife in troue Love Now guving death in the grander you will sous the glory I say keep to gether dont brak the Chane Renoue brotherle Love Never fade Like my box in my garding be one grat familey give way to one A Nother thous changes is the tide hie warter & Loue warte hie tids & Loue tids for my part I have Liked all the kings all three all our broken marchants cant have beaths of proffett gone and till the ground goue to work is all that has bin to Coleage goue with slipers and promis to pay and Never pay only with A Lye I gess 4 fifths is Coleage Lant or devel Lant or pretended to be onnest free masions but are to the Contrey for give me for gessing I hope it is Not so the Leaned is for Leovs & Littel fishes moses was but A man and Aaron thay had sum devel like my selfe man is the same give him power I say the Cloak Cukement maters the worst of cheats we hant got ony N Port wee are Noted to be the first in the North sabed Day is Not halfe A Nuf Night meatens it maks work for the Docters and Nuses Caaching Could but them Lives breed fast to mak up for them that dies poor creaters I pittey them so preast Riden it is wickard to leave poor sols in to the grave all our minesters are imported Very good men foull of Love of Crist I kep them A mit Amen at present.
The yong man that doth most all my Carving his work is much Liked by our grat men I felt founney one day I thort I would ask sade young man whare he was bone he sade Now whare what is all that Now whare was your mother over shaderd I says my mother was if I was to gess No I tell in Now town borne o on the water I says you beat me and so wee Lafed and it shuk of the spleane shoue him A Crows Neast he can carve one A fine fellow—I shold had all marbel if any bodey could to me the prise so I have sent for 8 busts for kings and grat men and 1 Lion & 2 gray hounds I hope to hear in foue Days to all onnest men
mister printter I must goue sum fourder I have got one good pen my fortin has bin hard very hard that is I have hard Noks on my head 4 difrent times from A boy to this Day twice taken up for dead two beating was a Lawyer then he was mad be Case the peopel at Large Declared me Lord Dexter king of Chester this at my Contrey seet 26 mils from N Port my plase there is the fist from solt water to Canedy——this Lawyer that broused me was Judg Livermore son Arther the same Creater borid 200 dolors sum monts be fore this & then Oaded me he beat his bene factter it has bin my Luck to be yoused ten times wos by them I doue the most for I have Lost first and Last as much as A tun of silver grose my wife that was had 400 wut of silver Abraham bishup that married my dafter ten years gone him & shee sence then & my son Samuel L Dexter upwards of seventeene thousand Dolors the Rest by hamsher Col by Rougs has gokbey sekkent handed preasts Deakens gruntters whimers Every foue minnets A sith or Christ wee must be Leave in Crist o o Jeases will save us I thinks sum times the saving solt & smoak & solt peater will in time be very dear if it is yous the more smoak or the preasts will be out of work Littel Like fister france I Lade out A blan to have holerdays one Day in ten 24 years gone I thort it would save the Natision grat Deale of money sir in one sentrey then the preasts wood have time to studdery then hamer Down smartly make the sulffer smoak in their Nostils under the Cloak of bread & wine the hipecricks Cloven foots thay Doue it to get power to Lie and Not be mistruested all wars mostly by the suf the broken marchents are fond of war for thay hant Nothing to Lous & the minesters in all wars the Case o god Leave the Divel out when it is all Divel If you can  bare the trouth I will tell the trouth man is the best Annemel and the worst all men are more or less the Divel but there is sit of ods sum halfe sum three qurters the other part beast of Difrent kind of beasts sum one thing and sum a Nother sum Like a Dog sum Lik horses sum bare sum Cat sum Lion sum lik ouls sum a monkey sum wild Cat sum Lam sum A Dove sum a hogg sum a oxe sum a snake I want Desepons to be Dun A way but thay wont Never be as Long os prist Riden what Doue the preast prech to the Divel for all there hearaes old & youn more or Less the Divel I Liked to sade so Divel preaches to Divels Rebouking sin keep it up up up sayeth the hipacrits mockers of god habits an Costom is the ods ods maks the diffrence I sees god in all plases the god of Nater in all things wee Live and move in god he is the god of Nateer all Nater is god take one Ellement from us one of the fore take the fier or the water or or Eare or Earth wee are gone so wee Live in god Now Less us all be good children doue all things Rite the strong must bare the Infremiteys of the wicked shildren keep up tite Laws Draw the Ranes Littel harder stop theavs as fast as you can bad trade sheuuing Nine Numbers was Rot in 23 owers when I had hold of the pen five owers & 35 minnets A sort ment A sort ment is good in A shop————
The preasts fixes there goods six days then thay open shop on sundays to sell there goods sum sets them of better than others bolerhed when a man is so week he wont doue for A Lawyer mak a preast of him for week thing to goue with week things the blind to Lead the blind so thay may fall into one Dich and so thay goue throue the world darkiness but foue peopel have A pinion of there one Not one in twenty as to this world goods and so it is as to the other world to Inquire the way goue to a fryer our peopel A bout the same thing only call it sumthing Else in Rum of a king call it presedent but preasts have money to save sols I want to know what a sole is I wish to see one Not a gizard I thinks the sole is the thinking part there is grat minds & Littel minds grat sols & Littel sols grat minds & littel minds According to the hevdey boddeys that has the power of our boddeys the same mother and the same father and six children how thay will differ in Looks complexions and axons sum for grat thing sum for littel things sumthing Nouw I say I say my figers will pay Intress money prove it first going over my brige sum more tole then helping the markett of the town Leeting hoses tavern keepers costom the honner to the town & my self.
one thing fourder I have bin convarted upwards 30 years quite Resined for the day the grat day I wish the preast Node as much as I think I doue there harts would Leap up to glory to be so Reader for the time of Rejoisng to goue to goue to be maried to what a fine widow with hur lamp bourning the Lamps trimed with glorey the shaking quickers after thay git convarted and there sins washed A way thay stay at home & Let theus goue unclene and so it is much so with me I stay at home praying for theavs and Rougs to be saved Day and Night praying for siners poour creaters my hous keeper is in the dark was then bad Crasey to be saved shee says shee has sind against the holey gost I have Asked her what is shee says it is sumthing but cant find out way sends for the preast coms what is the mater gost gost Dear sir & the minester makes a prayer the gost went of mostly not all part stayed behind shee has bin Crasey Ever sence the prest cant Lay the sepont houe many Nick Names three things have so sayeth the preacher Amen Amen see fath I du
Noue mister printer sir I was at Noue haven 7 years and seven monts past at commencent Degrees going on 40 boys was tuck degrees to doue good or Not good the ole man with the hat on told them to suddey houeman Nater & walk as A band of brothers from that day I thort that all thous that was baot up to Coleage the meaning was to git there Liveing out of the Labeer If the Coleages was to continer one sentrey & keep up the game recken the cost of All from there cradel to 22 years old all there fathers and gurd inands to Lay out one houndred years intress & intress upon intress atress gess at it & cast it see houe many houndred thousand millons of Dolors it would Com to to mad Rougs and theavs to plunder the Labering man that sweats to git his bread good common Laning is the best sum good books is best well under stoud be onnest dont be preast Riden it is a cheat all be onnest in all things Now feare Let this goue as you find it my way speling houe is the strangest man
fourder mister for A minester to git the tone is a grat pint when I lived in hamsher one Noue Lit babstis babler sobed A way just fineshing his sermon he says o good Lord I hop you will consider  what foue hints I have given and I will cleare it up sum time hence I am much wore down now the wether being very worme to day Less bray & so went on fire fire & brimstone & grunting & fithing and tried to cry & snufel & blow the sconks horne & sum the old souls & yong fouls sot to crying I tuck my hat and went out houe mankind & women kind is imposed upon all over the world more or less by preast craft o for shame o for shame I pittey them be onnest doue as you would wish others to doue unto you in all things Now fear of Death Amen
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